Friday, April 07, 2006

Calling all comedians!

I truly do believe that laughter is great medicine. So on that note, please send me all your funniest jokes.. Ok, even if they're just chuckle-worthy, send them anyways. Here's one that's kept me laughing for a while..

Why are do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
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well,,, I thought it was cute.

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The morning of the exam he arrived in class and felt pretty confident. The professor distributed the exam and the instructions said "Identify the birds on the following pages, and list any information you know about the bird below the photo"

He turned the page and much to his dismay it was filled with pictures of bird's legs! He couldn't believe his eyes! How was he supposed to identify a bird simply from its legs?

So he got up and took his paper to the professor. "Excuse me, but this is rediculous! I don't believe anyone will pass this test! NOBODY can identify a bird only by its legs!"

The professor, visibly irritated by the student, told him that if he had studied harder he would've been able to pass the test.

The student, now angry at the professor for accusing him of not studying, slammed his blank exam on the professor's desk and headed for the door.

The professor hollered after him "Young man, if you walk out of my class you are not welcome back! What is your name, anyway?"

The student turned around and calmly dropped his pants to his ankles and said "You tell me!"

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When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what
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Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after-school job at the local
textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their
family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I
grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like
that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that.I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around
and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you
kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a
kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to
go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...
with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it
in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had
to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you
had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually
talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

And talk of about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You
had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy you a
copy of Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the
phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we
didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea
who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie,
a girl/boy friend you were trying to avoid. your drug
dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick
it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had to play Centipede and Pacman at the mall.

We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders"
and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little
square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple
levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never
win.The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until
you died! ... Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad
with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had to
use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were
screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and
walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network
either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what
I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little
bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up ...
we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that! If
we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it over
the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about!
You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled.

You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

Anonymous said...

Sorry if my joke had a few offensive words to some as I did not think to reread the joke before I cut and paste! That is another thing about this new age, if I had to type it with a typewriter I would have noticed and changed a couple of words.
Denise

Anonymous said...

Hi Annette

I can't believe that the last joke was from my sweet daughter.

And do you kids know that we are always watching?

Love from Aunt Terry

Unknown said...

Knock, knock:

Who's there?

Olive.

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